Post by Paula on Aug 17, 2005 18:23:28 GMT -5
Thought I'd post that rude interview from boyz mag here
Dirty Pretty Things
Foursomes, jerking off into sleeping girls’ hair, shagging mingers? It’s all just a regular week in the lives of the five baddest boybanders on the planet: Boyz salutes Triple 8... They’re dirrty.
They weren’t very receptive at the start, but the minute you start grabbing your thingy in their face, they want it.’ - David, on playing G-A-Y
So, who are you all doing right now?
David: I’m shagging everything around at the moment. It helps if you’ve got a bit of fame, but we never go up and say, ‘Hi, I’m from Triple 8’, because they'd go Who?’
Josh: We can afford to be a bit selective now.
David: It depends: as the night goes on, you get less selective.
Jamie: Every minute...
Josh: Every drink.
So are any of you lot gay?
All: No.
Ever done any boys?
David: I’ve kissed my best mate Danny – these two girls who were together asked us to snog, and then we could sleep with them.
Lesbians?
David: Yeah.
Why bother trying?
David: [Laughing] Because you can convert.
Josh: For a night.
David: Lesbians like a bit of thingy every now and then, I’ve heard.
It’s not what we’ve heard. And did you get to shag them in the end?
David: No.
All: Aaaah!
Josh: pregnant doges, man.
Any orgies to report?
David: Yeah. Two guys, two girls. Swapped.
The same mate you snogged?
David: Yeah, actually.
So you’re pretty liberal when it comes to sex?
Jamie: No, he just likes his mate!
Did you touch his thingy?
David: No. Just looked and laughed at his, then carried on.
So have you given it up the arse?
David: Yeah! Hell yeah. I’m try-sexual: I’ll try anything once.
Josh: I’ve had an encounter with a mate and another girl on holiday. We were up till late, and this girl was just getting long. We went up to our room and both got blow-jobs, and then he ended up f**king her. Filthy pregnant dog, and I hope she reads this, ‘cause you are a filth-bag.
Sparx: Aah, that’s aggressive.
Jamie: I slept with a girl once and then the lights went on and I realised it was a bloke aged 50. That was a joke there.
So you’re the good boy, huh Justin?
Justin: Yeah.
Josh: C’mon man, you shagged that girl in a tent, what’s that about?
Justin: That was when I lost my virginity the first time.
Josh: The first time!
Justin: I try and blag it because everyone knows who I really lost it to, and she’s an absolute minger.
David: Go on, make her famous for a couple of minutes.
Justin: Anyway, I was in a tent, and my mate was with a bird obviously doing what he was doing, and I was doing mine, but we didn’t get to swap.
David: I had a wank over a girl’s head once, and filmed it. I’ve got it on camera. We were in Scandinavia, this girl came in our room and she was the most annoying f**king bird you’ve ever met in your life.
Jamie: Very, very annoying.
David: I was like, ‘Come on Josh, just f**k it: get a shag and then we can get her out’. So anyway, she ended up falling asleep and I hated this girl, so I was like, ‘Right, I’m going to wank over her head and film it’.
Jamie: I was asleep in the same room.
David: In the morning her hair was like...
Josh: You know when you’ve been Tangoed, man.
And have you done G-A-Y yet?
Jamie: Yes.
Josh: It was wicked.
Were you wearing crazy costumes?
Sparx: No, we left that to Pete Burns. Some of his outfits were illegal.
David: They weren’t very receptive at the start, but the minute you start grabbing your thingy in their face, they want it.
Josh: Especially when we threw David in the audience.
David: I got f**ked. I got arm-f**ked!
Jamie: Just a quick hand in.
Are you cool with your gay fans?
David: Cool. We’ve got a gay fan, and he’s sweet, mate, he’s nice. You see him and you know he goes home and wanks over us.
Jamie: There was one guy who jumped on me. He came up to me and was like, ‘I think you’re so cute’, and I thought, ‘Fair enough’, but then he jumped on me. It was like, ‘Calm down.’
Josh: There’s a gay fan in Holland as well.
So you’ve got a gay fan in each country?
Justin: Well, we can count our fans now, we haven’t got that many. We can tell you all their names!
Who would you do out of Girls Aloud?
Jamie: For me, Cheryl.
Josh: I’d give it to Sarah. She just looks really blonde, and you could just bend her over...
Justin: I think Sarah or Cheryl are definitely the dirtiest. They could get the thingy-a-doodle-doo!
Sparx: I wouldn’t do any of them, to be honest.
Too dirty?
David: Too nice.
Josh: They’re a bit too innocent I guess.
David: I’d f**k Nicola. Even ginger people need a bit of love sometimes, come on!
What about Slaguilera then?
David: No, I’m not a fan of Christina, because she’s dirty on the surface which makes her probably not dirty underneath.
Sparx: Britney’s a dirty pregnant dog man, anyone who can dance like that has got to be.
Justin: You can’t be telling me she hasn’t been getting thingy.
And who’s got the biggest thingy?
Josh: Don’t know, haven’t seen.
Sparx: David reckons he’s got a big thingy.
Is that true?
Sparx: I’ve seen it on his phone.
Justin: You know when you get your picture phone and it’s like, ‘Oh, what can I take a photo of?’ It’s got to be the thingy, hasn’t it?
And the rest of you?
Jamie: Can’t cross my legs.
Josh: Walking tripod, me.
Sparx: I’ve got a really, really, really small thingy.
Justin: Loads of girls told me that as well.
Have you ever paid for sex?
Sparx: I got very close to paying for a blow-job once.
From a bona fide hooker?
Sparx: Yes. On the way home one night we went into Club X, but I don’t know, there’s something a bit too dirty about it.
Josh: Just get a minger, it’s a lot easier and it’s free.
Are ugly girls better in bed?
David: Yeah, ‘cause they’re more passionate. They’ve got nothing else to offer so they’ve got to be really good.
So come on - this real dirty image you’re working, is it a set-up? Josh: No, we’re just normal lads on the street doing ...
David: Dirty things.
Dirty Pretty Things
Foursomes, jerking off into sleeping girls’ hair, shagging mingers? It’s all just a regular week in the lives of the five baddest boybanders on the planet: Boyz salutes Triple 8... They’re dirrty.
They weren’t very receptive at the start, but the minute you start grabbing your thingy in their face, they want it.’ - David, on playing G-A-Y
So, who are you all doing right now?
David: I’m shagging everything around at the moment. It helps if you’ve got a bit of fame, but we never go up and say, ‘Hi, I’m from Triple 8’, because they'd go Who?’
Josh: We can afford to be a bit selective now.
David: It depends: as the night goes on, you get less selective.
Jamie: Every minute...
Josh: Every drink.
So are any of you lot gay?
All: No.
Ever done any boys?
David: I’ve kissed my best mate Danny – these two girls who were together asked us to snog, and then we could sleep with them.
Lesbians?
David: Yeah.
Why bother trying?
David: [Laughing] Because you can convert.
Josh: For a night.
David: Lesbians like a bit of thingy every now and then, I’ve heard.
It’s not what we’ve heard. And did you get to shag them in the end?
David: No.
All: Aaaah!
Josh: pregnant doges, man.
Any orgies to report?
David: Yeah. Two guys, two girls. Swapped.
The same mate you snogged?
David: Yeah, actually.
So you’re pretty liberal when it comes to sex?
Jamie: No, he just likes his mate!
Did you touch his thingy?
David: No. Just looked and laughed at his, then carried on.
So have you given it up the arse?
David: Yeah! Hell yeah. I’m try-sexual: I’ll try anything once.
Josh: I’ve had an encounter with a mate and another girl on holiday. We were up till late, and this girl was just getting long. We went up to our room and both got blow-jobs, and then he ended up f**king her. Filthy pregnant dog, and I hope she reads this, ‘cause you are a filth-bag.
Sparx: Aah, that’s aggressive.
Jamie: I slept with a girl once and then the lights went on and I realised it was a bloke aged 50. That was a joke there.
So you’re the good boy, huh Justin?
Justin: Yeah.
Josh: C’mon man, you shagged that girl in a tent, what’s that about?
Justin: That was when I lost my virginity the first time.
Josh: The first time!
Justin: I try and blag it because everyone knows who I really lost it to, and she’s an absolute minger.
David: Go on, make her famous for a couple of minutes.
Justin: Anyway, I was in a tent, and my mate was with a bird obviously doing what he was doing, and I was doing mine, but we didn’t get to swap.
David: I had a wank over a girl’s head once, and filmed it. I’ve got it on camera. We were in Scandinavia, this girl came in our room and she was the most annoying f**king bird you’ve ever met in your life.
Jamie: Very, very annoying.
David: I was like, ‘Come on Josh, just f**k it: get a shag and then we can get her out’. So anyway, she ended up falling asleep and I hated this girl, so I was like, ‘Right, I’m going to wank over her head and film it’.
Jamie: I was asleep in the same room.
David: In the morning her hair was like...
Josh: You know when you’ve been Tangoed, man.
And have you done G-A-Y yet?
Jamie: Yes.
Josh: It was wicked.
Were you wearing crazy costumes?
Sparx: No, we left that to Pete Burns. Some of his outfits were illegal.
David: They weren’t very receptive at the start, but the minute you start grabbing your thingy in their face, they want it.
Josh: Especially when we threw David in the audience.
David: I got f**ked. I got arm-f**ked!
Jamie: Just a quick hand in.
Are you cool with your gay fans?
David: Cool. We’ve got a gay fan, and he’s sweet, mate, he’s nice. You see him and you know he goes home and wanks over us.
Jamie: There was one guy who jumped on me. He came up to me and was like, ‘I think you’re so cute’, and I thought, ‘Fair enough’, but then he jumped on me. It was like, ‘Calm down.’
Josh: There’s a gay fan in Holland as well.
So you’ve got a gay fan in each country?
Justin: Well, we can count our fans now, we haven’t got that many. We can tell you all their names!
Who would you do out of Girls Aloud?
Jamie: For me, Cheryl.
Josh: I’d give it to Sarah. She just looks really blonde, and you could just bend her over...
Justin: I think Sarah or Cheryl are definitely the dirtiest. They could get the thingy-a-doodle-doo!
Sparx: I wouldn’t do any of them, to be honest.
Too dirty?
David: Too nice.
Josh: They’re a bit too innocent I guess.
David: I’d f**k Nicola. Even ginger people need a bit of love sometimes, come on!
What about Slaguilera then?
David: No, I’m not a fan of Christina, because she’s dirty on the surface which makes her probably not dirty underneath.
Sparx: Britney’s a dirty pregnant dog man, anyone who can dance like that has got to be.
Justin: You can’t be telling me she hasn’t been getting thingy.
And who’s got the biggest thingy?
Josh: Don’t know, haven’t seen.
Sparx: David reckons he’s got a big thingy.
Is that true?
Sparx: I’ve seen it on his phone.
Justin: You know when you get your picture phone and it’s like, ‘Oh, what can I take a photo of?’ It’s got to be the thingy, hasn’t it?
And the rest of you?
Jamie: Can’t cross my legs.
Josh: Walking tripod, me.
Sparx: I’ve got a really, really, really small thingy.
Justin: Loads of girls told me that as well.
Have you ever paid for sex?
Sparx: I got very close to paying for a blow-job once.
From a bona fide hooker?
Sparx: Yes. On the way home one night we went into Club X, but I don’t know, there’s something a bit too dirty about it.
Josh: Just get a minger, it’s a lot easier and it’s free.
Are ugly girls better in bed?
David: Yeah, ‘cause they’re more passionate. They’ve got nothing else to offer so they’ve got to be really good.
So come on - this real dirty image you’re working, is it a set-up? Josh: No, we’re just normal lads on the street doing ...
David: Dirty things.