I have just read the 1st review of Triple 8's debut album 'Heavy w8'! It's from the people at
www.popjustice.comAnyway, I thought I would type up the review for everyone to read! Here it is:
"As we know, pop music is all about singles. It has to be - because you can count the number of genuinely decent pop albums on the fingers of Max Martin's right hand.
The reason we've been banging on about Triple 8 on popjustice.com for the past 6 months is not because they've been paying us reasonably large sums of money but because, with Justin Timberlake too busy having sex to think about an *NSYNC reunion, the global pop stage is empty. And it's that sort of emptiness that allows Atomic Kitten anywhere near number 1. Then there's Triple 8: they've refined the Five blue-print just as *NSYNC perfected Backstreet's. They think big and they sound huge, and there's not a Fatone in sight.
The album 'Heavy w8' isn't perfect (Track 14 is absolutely bloody awful) but it's the first pop album since 'Celebrity' (by *NSYNC) to genuinely push the boundaries not just of what a pop album should sound like, but what a pop album should do. And just like 'Celebrity' - and like most great inventions - it's made using raw materials available to any other popstars: the songwriters and producers are all familiar names, but the Triple 8 machine has galvanised them into a totally new type of action.
After deftly promoting 'Knockout' so that it sold the precise number of copies to get them to the magic Number 8, Triple 8 are really ready to explode. This is a brilliant album and only a supreme f***wit would claim otherwise.
1. 'Knockout': The chorus is totally devoid of the Ringtone Factor, but you could say the same for 'Firestarter', couldn't you?
2. 'Heavy w8': Samples 'Get your freak on', has some counting in the chorus. We can thank Mr Abs for this masterpiece.
3. 'You and I': "You're looking at me for a little relief." Not of the hand variety surely? Oh go on then.
4. 'Yoyo': One of the best songs on the whole album; nicks the riff from Eminem's 'Without me' while guitars flail.
5. 'Give me a reason': A bit like 'I want it that way', except Backstreet never did it with live drums and guitars all over the place and a tremendous middle eight. If there's any justice in pop, this'll be their first huge hit.
6. 'It only happens with you': Ballad. Christmas. Next.
7. 'Can't forget you': A touching tribute to Dame Thora Hird (nb: This may not be true)
8. 'Missing you': Disco with guitars with 'The boy is mine'-esque string swooshes in the chorus and - praise be! - a brilliant false end. And you can't go wrong with a false end. Unless you're trying to get through Customs.
9. 'No way back': It sounds like Prince! Though we went off Prince when he pulled out of Glastonbury AFTER we'd bought our tickets.
10. 'Hit the bone': Another standout track, this time referencing Nelly in the chorus and hard thingys in the lyrics. Lots of "Bucking like a rodeo, 24/7 got me on the go/ She don't let go til we take it down below and don't stop baby til we hit the bone." You don't hear that from One True Voice, do you? (No you don't.)
11. 'All you need tonight': Hopefully this'll be some sort of single at one point or another because all it needs is a bit of a tweak and it'll be as might as *NSYNC's 'Girlfriend', i.e, very.
12. 'Lockdown': 'Knockout' Part 2. Like so many great pop songs, this is actually about nothing at all.
13. 'Hola hola': "She was like butter, I just can't live without her." The 8 have obviously not been introduced to the wide range of butter substitutues of which 'F*** me! It's not butter' is the undisputed king.
14. 'To die for': This unmighty song stormed the Top 42 two years ago with Luke Galliana at the helm and Pete Waterman on the magic knobs. Worst track on the album...
15. 'Hittin' it right': "It's so sad that you can't see that your girl keeps coming to me cos you don't give her what she needs. She got it last night..." The album's finale is a response from the subject of track one, taking 'Heavy w8' full circle and sealing all 15 tracks in a water-tight pop swimsuit.
So there you go! What do you think of the review? Good or bad?! I think it's good. The review called 'Heavy w8' the first great pop album of 2003! Does anyone know the release date of the album? I can't wait to hear it now! It was supposed to be released next month, but I think it's been changed to August, although I'm not sure! Anyone heard anything? Let us know if you have!